I'm so good at what I do (writing, performing, directing, composing, not being humble) that it will make you bite your knuckle like Sonny Corleone when you realise I can back up this seemingly wanton bragging with actual ability.
I'm that good.
The News Quiz - Seann Walsh World
Not Going Out - Greg Davies Taskmaster
Hip Hop Saved My Life with Romesh Ranganathan
Simon Evans: In The Money - Zoe Lyons & Jen Brister
Carly Smallman: Made In Penge - BBC Children In Need
The Other Mother - Hoo-Haa with David Jordan & Ingrid Dahle
Musical Comedy: A New Hope....
Amid the toxic sea of parody-drenched sonic atrocity that passes for musical comedy, David Jordan stands like a beacon of hope to all whose shoulders slump when they see a "comedian" with a 'guitar'.
I've been everything from a jingle-singer, renaissance fencing champion, prosthetics consultant and playwright.
Since changing direction and ploughing into musical comedy, I've supported Francesca Martinez and Simon Evans on tour written a lot of funny stuff with, and for, other people and plan to become the second best living comedian after Jerome Benton.
Nominee - Piccadilly New Comedian of the Year 2016
Winner - Inaugural Musical Comedy Festival Best Act 2015
Nominee - Leicester Mercury Comedian of the Year 2015
Finalist - Brighton Comedy Festival Squawker Awards 2014